2011-08-15

Tummy Time

Speaking of the Nanny State, babies. There's a lot of advice given to new parents, and a lot of the suggestions have reasoning and justification that is poorly understood or even completely irrelevant. In this latest filler post, I'm going to talk about back sleeping and tummy time. If you can make it to the end, there'll be Ultra Ninja stuff as reward.

One of the pervasive pieces of advice is that only the back is safest for sleeping infants. Since the "Back To Sleep" program was instituted in the early ninties, the fraction of babies sleeping face-up has increased dramatically, and the rate of SIDS cases has decreased just as dramarically. The connection between the two is still hypothetical and scientifically speaking, poorly developed - but that doesn't change the fact that it is empirical shown that only the back is safest for sleeping infants.

One of the drawbacks to all this back sleeping is delays in physical and social development, which completely vanish by the age of 18 months. Since there is no long-term negative effects of back sleeping, you would think that it gets left at that. But no, new parents apparently always need advice on what to do with their babies - and so we have tummy time.

Tummy time is supervised lying on your stomach time. Not kidding. You are supposed to place your infant on their stomachs and leave them there until they freak out. Up to 30 minutes a day starting in the first week of life. Keep going for as long as the baby can stand it. All to mitigate developmental delays whose effects are completely invisible by 18 months.

There's all sorts of resources now to help parents get their babies to tummy time longer. I've met parents who were traumatized by tummy time and have given up on it. And while it's great that they are no longer subjecting their infants to things that are guaranteed to make them cry, it kinda sucks that they all feel guilty about it. But that is the nature of how society treats new parents - as totally valid targets for judgement and scorn. Because making parents feel guilty and forcing them to second guess their every decision is what's best for baby. Or something.

Anyways, we lucked out (yet again) in that Ultra Ninja loves tummy time. No joke, we roll her onto her stomach to stop her from crying. So despite being a back sleeper, she's gotten a fair amount of tummy time and is pretty advanced in some aspects of physical development. This means that I already get to carry her around with her sitting on my shoulders. I do keep a hand on her just in case, since her grip comes and goes But she sits up there with no problems - looking around and laughing.

Which brings us to the quote of the day:
On the plus side, I can now scratch "baby vomit in the ear" off of my life list.

Here is a pic of UN being horribly tortured by being forced to lie on her stomach:

2011-08-13

Haruka vs Kenny Omega

Confession Time: I like pro wrestling.

Anyways, I've noticed that I am way off pace to hit a hundred posts by year end, so I thought I'd start padding the post count with a video.

2011-08-12

Cyber Cyber Burning Bright

inspired by this post at Crooked Timber and with apologies to William "Would You Like To See My Etchings" Blake.

Cyber Cyber burning bright
In teh wee hours of night
What immoral acts we type
At least we're not doin' it on Skype.

In what distant deeps and skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
How old you are, I cannot tell,
Please IM your A/S/L.

And the pic in your gravatar
Teh tee that says nerds you
Makes mine skip an irregular beat
Makes me question if I am 1337.

WTH! WTF!
OMG! Teh heat does suck.
What the anvil? what death grip
Off the desk one hand slips

When it's done, I lower my spear
And water'd keyboard with my tears
I did smile, thinking you nude
Whilst in my base, killing my d00dz.

Cyber Cyber burning bright
In teh wee hours of night
What immoral acts we type
To each other through teh Intarpipes.

2011-08-09

Ombuds Mani Padme Hum

So, last week we discovered that the Washington Post does still have an Ombudsman.  In a startlingly offensive column, Patrick B. Pexton brought out all teh standard tools of the Wash Post Ombudsman trade.  Namely, he blamed everything on offensive bloggers and angry emails.  This was in defense of Jennifer Rubin* who not only got the central fact of one of her posts incorrect, but when she corrected it - insisted that being factually wrong had no bearing on her argument.  And did so in a borderline racist way, to use Pexton's words**.

Anyways, I though I might check in to see if his latest column is going to offend me.  SPOILER: It does.

On first read it seems innocuous - he isn't circling the wagons to defend some Post writer who clearly stepped outside the bounds.  And shockingly, he seems to be saying that the opinions of readers of the Washington Post should count for something.  I know, imagine an ombudsman having that position.  It's quite surprising.

But then you remember he's talking about the Washington Post, and it falls apart.  I doubt if he could have written moar insincere words if he had tried.

He starts off by talking about the Post's competitors and how they have paywalls up.  Apparently this means that Politico and Bloomberg and teh Grey Lady are all publications doing journalism for two limited audiences: fat cats and power elites.  While teh Wash Post isn't.  BWAAhahHaHahhhaHAHAHHAhha.  Pull teh other one, it's got bells on.

The Wash Post isn't a Village rag written for Washington insiders.  What colour is the sky in Pexton's world?  Hey remember a couple years ago when Katharine Weymouth was pimping out her newsroom to fat cats and power elites?  But that was then and it's not like the Wash Post didn't do a thorough investigation into the situation and come up with some serious changes to the way they did things.  Wait, they did investigate and decide that everything's hunky dory.  Apparently the problem wasn't with the cash-for-access scheme but rather the advertising for it.  Katharine Weymouth?  Still publisher of the Washington Post.

Besides, what would it mean to "be a paper for the rest of us"?  I suppose that means cutting out all the gossipy meaningless tripe articles and only focus on the newsworthy.  To which I will point out Pexton's column from before the Rubin defense.  The one where he calls a story on Michelle Obama's lunch newsworthy.  A story they decided belonged under Politics and Policy.

Nevermind that the justification (it's hypocritical of Michelle to binge while promoting healthy eating) is wrnog.  There is no hypocrisy because a healthy lifestyle, including diet does not preclude the occasional caloric splurge.  Because Michelle is fighting against childhood obesity, and the only standard by which Michelle Obama can be considered obese is the one that fashion magazine editors have where they photoshop size 0 models to make them look thinner (incidentally, also unhealthy).

Nevermind that the entire monster lunch story is single anonymously sourced.  One source that refuses to identify themselves.  Yeah, totes not gossip - completely a "within-the-bounds" news story.

Nevermind that you most of your column to address one line in a different article about Nancy Reagan and Barbara Bush.  Holy crap.  A hit piece written solely to discredit the current First Lady which turns out to be totally groundless*** - you say is fine because of the hypocrisy - which isn't actually there.  A single throwaway line in a piece about someone else entirely - needs investigating, a talking to for the writer, and public admonishment in the paper.  SHE WAS FUCKING WRITING ABOUT BETTY FORD FOR FUCKS SAKE!

And I haven't even started in on the left-right bullshit (This means that The Post can’t be a liberal publication or a conservative one.) that apparently must be in every single Wash Post Ombudsman column.  Congratulations Patrick B. Pexton, you're certainly doing a great job at meeting the Ombudsman standard set by the late Deborah Howell.

* I went on at length about this in the comment threads at Teh Mothership and Crooked Timber
** That Pexton recognizes Rubin's "correction" as both a non-correction, "potentially" offensive and borderline racist might make you wonder why he went to such lengths to defend her writing.  Well the reason is because he is a douchebag.
*** And in violation of the Washington Post's policy about anonymous sorucing.  PROTIP for Patrick Pexton, not that he'll ever read this:  Also too - a fucking anonymous Washington Post journalist?!?! WTF! Your paper is not only using anonymous sources for catty, petty and substance-free attacks on public figures, it's also the anonymous source too!  Isn't that the sort of thing a fucking ombudsman should be fucking looking at you useless fucking piece of crap?  Fuck.

2011-07-18

Tax Cuts Cut Both Ways - UPDATED and now ridiculously long

That whole stupid fucking insane bullshit about tax cuts paying for themselves?  About how teh only way to save teh Economies is by cutting taxes on teh rich and teh corporations?  Well, I suppose if you're reading this you probably are well aware that it's bullshit and there's decades of proof of it, but have you ever wondered why it's wrnog?  I mean other than the fact that teh argument is always made by smug sociopathic selfish jerkasses or brainless dolts that think they are smug sociopathic selfish jerkasses.

Caveat - I'm just pulling stuff outta my ass here, it's not like I'm an economist - heck I don't even have an mba.

Here's the argument, by cutting taxes to teh uber wealthy - they'll have moar disposable income to spend which thus stimulates teh economy!  Tax cuts mean that rich folks have moar resources that they can then invest!  Increasing all sorts of good things for teh peons!  Yayyys!

Only, of course teh richer you are, teh higher your savings rate.  Meaning that cutting a dollar of taxes for teh wealthy has a smaller effect than giving a dollar to teh less wealthy.  That if you really wanted to stimulate teh economy and boost consumer spending, tax cuts benefitting mostly teh rich is teh worst way to do it.  Let's gloss over all of that, like a good glibertarian.

Teh tax cut thing is still bullshit.  If you wanted to "incentivize" spending by teh wealthy - you can do that with tax credits.  Up teh top tax rate and give tax refunds to Moneybags McHazALot when he actually uses his obscene wealth right when it would help teh economy teh most.  That way you can ding teh miserly Hoardy McSkinflints without hurting teh productive überGaltmenschen who only want to help teh markets realize their full potentials.  It's not a crazy idea - 401(k)'s are a tax refund based method to get people to put away some retirement moneys.  Typically into investments.  Although maybe 401(k)'s is a bad example given market performance over teh past few years.  Still - the basic idea is there, and anything that has gotten capital investment from a mutual fund has tax refunds to thank.

So anyone trying to sell you on tax cuts to boost investment or spending or whatnot, they are lying or stupid.  If you wanted to boost investment or spending or wev, you can just do that much moar efficiently than by cutting taxes.  Teh fairytale is purely a justification for tax cuts.

Anyways, if it's so easy - why don't they do it more?  Well other than the fucktards that run the system being total fucktards - they actually do do this a lot (heh "do do").  All those various deductions and exemptions are all programs which cut taxes for specific individuals for doing specific things, such as spending money on their home business or having babbies.

Okay, that's a lot of background - hopefully my point is a good one.

So, there are also these types of programs for corporations and businesses too.  The one I'm going to talk about is the one I have some experience with - the Renewable Energy Tax Credits.  There are two (actually three, but that's complicating things unnecessarily) programs - the Investment Tax Credit and the Production Tax Credit.  One covers 30% of the capital costs of installing a renewable energy facility and the other is worth around a third to a half the average wholesale price of electricity last year - for ten years.  These programs can easily turn a marginal project into one with quite decent returns.

BUT - and here's teh problem - teh incentives are tax refunds.  Meaning that to take advantage of these programs, you need to find investors who are taxable (called "tax equity investors").  And with a lot of big players paying little or no tax those investors are getting hard to find.   Although to be fair, these tax credit programs may be part of why those companies are paying so few taxes.

So here's the other edge of the tax cut - none of this stuff happens in a vacuum.  That currently there are big corporations that are sinking capital on a tax equity basis into wind farms and solar power projects.  And what happens when you cut their taxes?  They suddenly have less to gain from these investments.  IOW, that money that you're giving back to corporations so that they can invest in the economy?  They were going to invest that money in renewable energy anyways.  And now that you've cut their taxes - they aren't.  They're going to save it.

UPDATE: There's one of those genteel dust-ups brewing in teh left neo-liberal blogosphere.  Henry Farrell at Crooked Timber and Doug Henwood who I hadn't heard of earlier are taking teh piss out of BM Matt.  Generally, I'm okay with Matt (excepting that he passed on teh opportunity to spit in ME-gan's face when he had the chance.  In fact, he continues to do skip that opportunity regularly! ) but is he ever getting shat upon here, and justifiably too.  Why am I mentioning it as an Update to this post?  Just to point out that BM Matt is making very much teh same argument as teh tax-cut folks.  That his preferred sacred cow will start all these nebulous mechanisms which will automagically lead to his preferred outcomes because that's how it works since he is so smart and has such deep understanding of teh mechanisms and situation at all times.

Matt, when we're talking about near double digit unemployment for over a year and teh sum total of your argument amounts to repeating "At the margins" - you have lost.  You're going back to teh "marginal case" because that's what your argument is - a marginal case.  I mean srsly.  Ooooh, maybe a higher target inflation rate may have made moar rich persons spend some cash!  Right.  And maybe monkeys will fly out my ass, carrying giant bags with dollar signs on them.

One.  Teh margins are small.  That's why they are called margins.  I don't know why you folks don't understand that.  When you're trying to name teh single best thing we can do to spark job creation, a marginal change is teh wrnog answer.

Two.  Yeah, maybe the non-economist non-pundit non-wunderkid (without even an mba) has missed teh point about "at the margin".  No, I haven't.  You're trying to say that changing the marginal case is a fundamental change - that moving a threshold value captures teh entire population that was near the threshold.

Bullshit.  Where are all these people who would have spent like sailors if only the target inflation rate was one percent higher?  They don't exist.  No one thinks like that, not even technocratic dweebs like Yglesias.  Proof - when was the last time BM Matt thought to himself "I'm not going to splurge on anything until the Fed adjusts its target inflation numbers".  NEVAR.  His mom told me so.

One of his commenters put it very succintly:

This looks like:

1. Feds wants inflation.
2.
3. Inflation!
Three.  If you want people to spend money, why the hell don't you just encourage that.  What the fuck is it with technocratic neoliberals and their roundabout Rube Goldbergian schemes to get at their goals?  Changing the target inflation rate?  WTF?  You want corporations to expand operations?  Why the fuck don't you just target that?  New Hire Tax Credit - Gubmint pays x% (in tax credits) of salaries for everyone hired that had been unemployed for moar than y weeks.  It's not fucking rocket science.

Four.  So a jobs program won't just use idle resouces and therefore will cause inflation. BwaAAHAhhaHAHa.  WTF is teh complaint?  U wanted higher inflation anyways.  i.e.  Teh jobs program achieves what you wanted in teh furstest place!*

No srsly though - here he says that teh inflation means that teh Fed will tighten money supply and slow down teh economies again and poof - back to square one.  IOW, in teh long run you get zero benefit from a jobs program.

Begging teh question of teh All Powerful Monetary Policy Paradigm.  But, nevermind that part.

His problem is that there’s no way you could design a program of that kind that exclusively mobilizes idle resources.  Well sure, but you can design a jobs program to do the shit that you want to do.  Like employing people who have been out of work for a long time and are at risk of becoming unemployable.  Like repairing long neglected infrastructure.  And then, even in teh world of Magical Monetary Policy Trumps All, you are back to square one - only if you discount all teh shit that got done.

Shorter BM Matt:  Since you can't design a jobs program that exclusively uses idle resources, jobs programs must therefore exclusively use non-idle resources and therefore get you "nowhere".  Much simpler to increase the target inflation rate and hope that all teh marbles in teh margins line up and teh magic invisible hand gives us lower unemployment because shut up that's why.  So much moar direct and sensible.

*IOW according to Matt, at teh margins people are moar concerned with teh Feds target inflation rate than they are with actual inflation. Because if all he wanted was moar inflation to stimulate marginal entities to spend - then he'd be advocating for a jobs program, which he says causes inflation.

2011-07-16

Housecleaning

Wait.  I haz a blog?

Okay, that was a bigger hiatus than normal, even for me.  So, let's get some of teh material that's backlogged (hee hee) for then past two weeks out of the way with a couple quickies.

1.  About that XBox racist soldier uniform - they pulled it before it got any news attention.  Despite the fact that the network has 20 million or so users and a billion dollars of annual revenue - it is entirely below the press radar.

2.  Hey since we're covering stuff that's way old and totes over and done with,,, About that whole Rebecca Watson the Skepchick and Creepy Elevator Guy thing - wow some d00ds are obtuse.  PROTIP:  It's not about Elevator Guy.  See, even if we go into your Nice Guy world and accept everything you believe to be true - you are still wrnog.  Sure this means we have to ignore shit like the fact that it was 4 AM.  The fact that teh whole thing was in teh context of Skepchick's earlier presentation about not wanting to be hit on and how teh widespread sexualization of female freethinkers probably has something to do with their low turnout at conventions.  Wash all of that away and take as gospel truth that Creepy Elevator Guy was totes nice and sincere and not creepy in any way (which BTW is ridiculous).  STILL WRNOG.

Teh whole thing has been about your reaction to Watson's mentioning of it at all.  Clearly she was upset by it - isn't it at all reasonable for her to say something?  Apparently not.  All she said was "Guys, don't do that."

Again, at this point no one gives a flying fuck about Elevator Guy.  This is about how the community has decided that complaints from women are just naggity-naggity-nag-nag and that they should all just shut teh fuck up.  And all that you stupid fucktard Defenders of Teh Bro have been doing is proving their point.  And that would be that an awful lot of misogynist bullshit rages mightily across teh atheist community.

3.  For Scott Lemieux and other Harry Potter virgins - All Of Harry Potter Re-Enacted By Cats in 1 Minute.  Note: SPOILERS.  Caveat - about HP, I am not a fan.

4. Apparently I missed the last round of teh Breeder Stakes.  Well before I correct that omission, here is a little something so very wrong.  And with that done, your Ultra Ninja Update:


2011-07-03

An Epic Rant

Not mine.  The main post is about how XBox Live is offering Civil War Uniforms for your avatars, but curiously enough only in gray.  The story isn't teh intersting part - although considering that XBox Live is populated by thirteen year old sociopaths who make moar comments about people's mommas than I do - well I suppose there's a chance we'll be hearing about it again soon.

No, the AWESOME part is the first comment on the post.

I'd buy teh @The-Upsetter a martini, but it's crass to drink during a toast to yourself.  Maybe the next round, after teh applause dies down.