She Smells Like Victory

I love teh smell of your mom in teh morning.


Whale Chowder said...

Your dad smells of spooge and a whiff of santorum
For a blowjob he'll fall to his knees sans decorum
For him was the glory hole doubled in bore
And yet, still and all, it's your mom who's the whore.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Come on, no "smell of bacon in the morning"???

M. Bouffant said...

Morning? It's 2326 here & I have a slice of the sweet meat in my craw literally as I type!