2011-01-12

For Smut

For Smut.

Once upon your mom I laboured, ploughing her the way she favours,
Our writhing bodies passionately entwined
While her ass I was busy tapping, suddenly there came a rapping
As of someone quietly fapping, fapping at our heaving behinds
"'Tis the audience" I muttered, fapping un-til they go blind
Flattering they're too kind.

Then your mom, so beguiling looked upon the queue and smiling
At the patient crowd standing neatly all aligned
"Though my snatch be shorn and shaven, you" she said "should stop that wavin'
"You'll need your spunk for when you're layin' so save that jism and don't unwind
"For it's on that milk of kindness that I'd like to dine,,,"
Spurt spurt spurt, quoth your mom "Nevermind."

10 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

Smut's mom sounds pretty skanky. But then look what she named him...

Smut Clyde said...

Did I point out the several missing letters in "Opthamologist"? No sir, I did not.

xenides said...

Your mum sounds hot Smut.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Did I point out the several missing letters in "Opthamologist"?

I didn't see that.

Substance McGravitas said...

Yeast gets in your eyes.

Smut Clyde said...

I have learned to spell gooder.

fish said...

This is Just to Say

I have taken
your mum
while she was in
her bedroom

and which
you were probably
saving
for yourself

Forgive me
she was delicious
so naughty
and so hot

Substance McGravitas said...

Derivative!

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

I was going to claim that spelenig it un-rnog because Rand has his own magical certification certifiableness. Sadly, Rand Paul's spelenigs are bettar than mine.

I will endeavour to gooder do the spelenigs in your mom^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H the future.

fish said...

Derivative

Stealing is the strongest form of flattery. To your mom.