For Smut.
Once upon your mom I laboured, ploughing her the way she favours,
Our writhing bodies passionately entwined
While her ass I was busy tapping, suddenly there came a rapping
As of someone quietly fapping, fapping at our heaving behinds
"'Tis the audience" I muttered, fapping un-til they go blind
Flattering they're too kind.
Then your mom, so beguiling looked upon the queue and smiling
At the patient crowd standing neatly all aligned
"Though my snatch be shorn and shaven, you" she said "should stop that wavin'
"You'll need your spunk for when you're layin' so save that jism and don't unwind
"For it's on that milk of kindness that I'd like to dine,,,"
Spurt spurt spurt, quoth your mom "Nevermind."
2011-01-12
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Smut's mom sounds pretty skanky. But then look what she named him...
Did I point out the several missing letters in "Opthamologist"? No sir, I did not.
Your mum sounds hot Smut.
Did I point out the several missing letters in "Opthamologist"?
I didn't see that.
Yeast gets in your eyes.
I have learned to spell gooder.
This is Just to Say
I have taken
your mum
while she was in
her bedroom
and which
you were probably
saving
for yourself
Forgive me
she was delicious
so naughty
and so hot
Derivative!
I was going to claim that spelenig it un-rnog because Rand has his own magical certification certifiableness. Sadly, Rand Paul's spelenigs are bettar than mine.
I will endeavour to gooder do the spelenigs in your mom^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H the future.
Derivative
Stealing is the strongest form of flattery. To your mom.
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