I aborted a couple of attempts at dragging out teh lulz, but a guy can only edit ORLY's unique visage so much before he must stop - so I was left with a some half-assed chintz that I couldn't make myself fiddle with anymore. That's when it came to me - some times (especially for n00bs like me) simple is best. Here are the words of inspiration:
What out retarded members of the media do? ,,,they started torturing my pictures to the point of me being unrecognizable. I am wondering how far this media retardation can go?
And with that, I apologize to Trig.