Just read that Mohammedan BOGUS POTUS HUSSEIN Obambi is going to talk about the FIVE PILLARS that he is going to implement during his State of The Union speech.
I'll give you one pillar - MC'ing.
My fellow Americans, the State of the Union is strong DRINK
Motherfucker is gonna be leading all night long
Yoo can't be bringing that shit in here
Bipartisanship DRINK, now drink your beer.
This SOTU is the go to I'll show you what to do Boehner
'Sup no boohoos while I bring on the Presidential voodoo
The economy is finally growing
The Dow is upwardly going
Foreclosures are slowing
People are knowing
The green starting to roll in
It's fiduciary hanky panky, mad props to Bernanke.
The State of the Union is strong DRINK
Motherfucker is on like Donkey Kong
Any geezers in here remember Sputnik?
Who fucking cares about Sputnik - the fifties, she is over.
But it's like a metaphor
To end this letter war
We need to getter more
Closer.
My friends across the aisle DRINK
Let's put aside the vitriol
And have some alcohol DRINK
Your dicks are small
But we need to move forwar together you gotta push
The State of the Union is strong DRINK
Wait a bit while I take a hit from this bong
Something something entrepreneurs
Innovation is the secret to whores
And coke on demand
It's part of the plan
To revolutionize
Make a change nothing's strange
People people we are the same
No we are not the same
Cause we don't know the game
Sputnik!DRINK
[musicality ensues]
What is the State is the Union? STRONG - DRINK
Motherfucker ain't nevar wrong
Check out my flow
We need zip to go
Clean energy you know
No more oil greed
With the sun and the wind and the appleseed
And don't be tools
Stay in school
It ain't cool
To be an illiterate fool
Right Tea Party People? uh....
The State of the Union is strong DRINK
And before I bid y'all a "so long"
The Deficit is Too Damn High DRINK
Touch the sky, we all gonna die
Before it's paid
So spending is daid
That's whut I said.
The cheddar don't get bettar
The cheese is gonna freeze
And also too DRINK a word about foreign affairs
They are hawt.
Sputnik! DRINK
God bless these United States of America
11 comments:
Does Public Enemy do this? Cuz they need to.
This is why you are the Dragon-KING.
*worships*
Fuck, I need to buy more liquor.
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Pubic Enemy and the Crabs do this.
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Er-body get to drinky but me. *sulks*
I hate security words. I want special privileges!
I will drink for you.
You're very gallant. I trust your hoity-toity bourbon and fancy glass that fits so nicely in your hand got you through the speech last night.
Almost. I passed out around quarter to ten. Good news is that I missed both responses.
vs, you may be eating for two now, but Mr. Slayer has to drink for three.
Good news is that I missed both responses.
MC Crazy-Eyes rocked the mic.
zrm, he takes this challenge very seriously.
And, of course, this.
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