I’ve reconsidered. If it’ll get me a date with fellow Red Eye redhead Patti Ann Browne then I agree with anything SE Cupp says.
Little did I know, I already had. Compare my previous post with Cupp's previous NYDN column.
Why am I pointing this out? Doesn't this highlight my complete failure as a satirist - my inability to think of anything so ridiculously over-the-top that it would never be seriously suggested by anyone, let alone a conservative commentator four days previous?
It's because I am still obsessed with Patti Ann Browne.