2011-12-03

Cain Quit You

Well I'm glad I didn't wait on Herman Li Cain. With teh way teh Tea Party caucus is blowing through potential candidates, you gotta snark while teh hucksters hot.

Well, since his campaign's run outta Steam, let's send him off right.

Nine-nine-nine, nine-nine-nine, kiss Herman Good-bye.

You'll never vote Cain, he's suspended his campaign
And he's not running baby, no more - that's what I'm sayin'
He's groped too many ladies,
And a (And a) thirteen year affair's just too shady

So go on and kiss him, Good bye.
Nine-nine-nine, nine-nine-nine, kiss Herman Good-bye.

Listen to me now

He says it's all untrue, all those harrasment issues
Despite dozens of women who all say he tried
To get in their pants baby, because he was their boss

So kiss Cain (kiss Cain) Good bye.

Nine-nine-nine, nine-nine-nine, kiss Herman Good-bye.
Nine-nine-nine, nine-nine-nine, kiss Herman Good-bye.
Nine-nine-nine, nine-nine-nine, kiss Herman Good-bye.

5 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Ya beat me by a minute or three.

But I haz a dead squirrel pic to accompany my "Cain 2012!" post...
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Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Your time stamp is ackshually one minute earlier. Dammit.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Whiskey Fire is one later...
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Another Kiwi said...

Gentlemen, gentlemen, it's not about the size of your timestamps!
Whilst Thundra has a fricassee of Squarel, DKW has Rock 'n Roll, Babay!! We can enjoy them both.
Riddled After Dark beat you both, anyways.

Substance McGravitas said...

Shoulda been TOTO.