Really J.D.? Really?
Let me ask you this, what does it take to be number one?
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers.
I. Am. Number. One.
Don't matter if you like
Here, sit down and write it.
Hell, number two ain't even a head of state - Jens Stoltenberg is a Prime Minister, Harald V is the King. Oh wait, you guys have got something to say about that.
One of the worst things about the internet is the anonymity it provides a certain class of individuals to spew their hateful, offensive speech. Specifically: nerds.Umm, hate to break this to you guys but you're blogging about the relative hot-ness of heads of state. On the internet. Nerds = you. And before you put on your "I WIN" shirt, yes - I'm blogging about you blogging about Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck so I'm a nerd too. But the difference is I'm not the one castigating nerds as "a certain class of people". PROTIP, all your readers? Reading about heads of state on the internerd? Nerds.
Maybe you missed our FAQs where we sarcastically professed ignorance about this.I appreciate that you're supposed to be some sort of humour site. PROTIP #2, if you have to tell people you're being sarcastic - U R DOIN IT RONG.
Here's the thing, yeah I laughed a couple times reading your site - but it struck me as such a wasted opportunity. Because your list is obviously glaringly factually wrong. It's not funny in the "well there's a deep and penetrating insight phrased in a remarkably humourous fashion" but more along the lines of yelling "PENIS" for no obvious reason.
I mean, you obviously put some time and effort into this thing - you've got
And anyways, Dragon King Wangchuck is fucking HAWT. Dragon. King. Wangchuck.
There ain't no topping that
'cept with a Dragon Crown Hat.
So lurn 2 play J.D. Dobbie
Put some thought into your hobby
And shut down that Tymoshenko lobby.
He is a Dragon, He is a Man, He's a Dragon-Man
Dragon. King. Wangchuck. Accept no substitutions (except me of course)