Ca-Nationalism

Hey, I’m not your anti-social friend’s “long distance relationship”

I don’t live in a hockey arena or own a bush plane.

And I don’t know Joe from Canada although I’m certain that he’s really polite, aside from that tendency to passive-aggressively rant.

I have a notionally bicameral parliament where the Senate has no power as opposed to a notionally bicameral republic where the Senate has all the power.

I speak English and “high school French”, not ‘Murkan.

And I pronounce it “your mom”, not “ur mum”.

I can proudly trumpet my nationality wherever I go without fear of judgement, but yeah – as if a Canuck would ever.

I prefer peace to peacekeeping and don’t like police actions at all.

Mosaic not melting pot

And the beaver is a noble and proud animal with skin valuable enough to finance the building of a nation.

Canada is the second largest country name ending in “-nada”

The first nation in butter tarts,

And the best part of the world for Canadaphiles.

My pseudonym is Dragon-King Wangchuck and

I.

Am.

Canadian.