2011-11-10

Debates Are Not His Strong Suit

They really aren't.

I can see how he was confused - there is no US Commerce Agency or US Education Agency. Those are Cabinet level departments. The one entity he isn't going to make gone - teh EPA - that one's an agency (also Cabinet level!). It's what the A stands for.

Also too, eliminating the Department of Commerce kinda bones over the Census Bureau (an agency!). Teh census is constitutionally mandated. Why does Rick Perry hate teh Constitution?

UPDATE! Apparently there's a movie poster!

8 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

If Ron Paul had whispered, "And FUCK Detroit!", Perry would totes have said it.

And the teapers would have cheered.
~

vacuumslayer said...

They woulda lurved it!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Republicans don't just hate the Constitution, they hate democracy, because they sometimes lose.

The want an authoritarian oligarchy, with religious underpinnings. They want Gilead. They want Oceania.

M. Bouffant said...

Per Michele Bachmann, you don't have to answer most of the census questions.

fish said...

Debates are not his strong suit

Nor is policy.

Nor is oratory.

Nor is intelligence.

His hair is nice though.

Joe Max said...

OT: Hey, DKWC! The Wikipedia entry for Josiah Cantrell was just deleted by Wiki admins.

"Not Notable".

Success!

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

w00t. I had been checking in occassionally to see if they had gotten around to dumping Jedidiah Hatrack Ezekial Hatrack.

Substance McGravitas said...

It's sad when funny is so accurate.