Top 10 of 2009

So, fin d'annee - time for lists.

Lists are a great way to crank out content.  You can just throw unrelated shit together, stick numbers at the head of them and voila - content.  And really, end of year is the best time to do this, it's a total excuse to be  do a post while putting as small an amount of effort in as possible - and that sounds to me like a winnah!  But in an effort to expand the scope of the carp don't-give-a-shit-ness of the List post, I'm going one step further.  You see, usually no unifying theme is really needed, BUT you do need to pretend because the list has to be the top 10 somethings.  Well fuck that noise.  D-KW on the cutting edge of lazy-ass bloggerating presents the following:

The Top 10 of 2009

10.  Something or other.
9.  Yeah, well Fuck You!
8.  PENIS.
7.  Hey remember that time back in early spring when that guy did that thing and everyone was like "Whoah."  Good Times.
6.  Hey remember that time back in early summer when that guy did that thing and everyone was like "Whoah." Good Times.

5.  Hey remember that time back in early fall when that guy did that thing and everyone was like "Whoah." Good Times.

4.  Doing your mom.
3.  PENIS.
2.  Good Times.
1.  PENIS.