Muchos thanxkees to WC for teh lyrical leavings. He really should start his own poetry blahg.
Whale Chowder's dad is a queer old lad
who loves getting fucked up his butt.
His rectum's been raided, pillaged, invaded.
He's teh bumfuckiest bottomest slut.
And all teh d00ds say that as a cheap lay
He's easily teh easiest score,
But he's veritable a saint, for he certainly ain't
As dirty as WC's mom teh whore.
Settle down, you two. This is getting a little too frothy.
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If the thunder don't get ya
ReplyDeleteHis father sure will
He'll sneak up like lightning
And give you a thrill
He loves the pipe layers
He frequents shemales
He'll bang any fella
In calms and in gales
He's polite and retiring
A right ruddy old bore
When compared for harlottery
To your mom, who's the whore.
Hmph. No response, I see.
ReplyDeleteToo busy doin' Subbie's mom?
So that's how it is, eh*?
ReplyDeleteYou don't even read your own comments, do you?
*Translating into Canadianeseian for your benefit.
Your dad takes it hard in the ass 'till he's lame
ReplyDeleteYour brothers and uncles behave just the same
Your grandpa does blowjobs for one and another
But they're all just pikers compared to your mother.
Who's a whore.
Actually, yes. I don't read my own comments.
ReplyDeleteA lotta fathers take a lotta abuse,
But none like Whale Chowder's pops.
For he just loves getting used and used and used,
As a bottom he is just about tops.
He'll get reamed by strangers as often as by friends,
Basically anyone who comes through his door,
His life is just sodomy for days without end,
But it still WC's mom who's teh filthy whore.