2011-01-12

For Smut

For Smut.

Once upon your mom I laboured, ploughing her the way she favours,
Our writhing bodies passionately entwined
While her ass I was busy tapping, suddenly there came a rapping
As of someone quietly fapping, fapping at our heaving behinds
"'Tis the audience" I muttered, fapping un-til they go blind
Flattering they're too kind.

Then your mom, so beguiling looked upon the queue and smiling
At the patient crowd standing neatly all aligned
"Though my snatch be shorn and shaven, you" she said "should stop that wavin'
"You'll need your spunk for when you're layin' so save that jism and don't unwind
"For it's on that milk of kindness that I'd like to dine,,,"
Spurt spurt spurt, quoth your mom "Nevermind."
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10 comments:

  1. vacuumslayer12 January 2011 at 11:39

    Smut's mom sounds pretty skanky. But then look what she named him...

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  2. Smut Clyde12 January 2011 at 16:08

    Did I point out the several missing letters in "Opthamologist"? No sir, I did not.

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  3. xenides12 January 2011 at 17:13

    Your mum sounds hot Smut.

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  4. Dragon-King Wangchuck12 January 2011 at 19:00

    Did I point out the several missing letters in "Opthamologist"?

    I didn't see that.

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  5. Substance McGravitas12 January 2011 at 22:37

    Yeast gets in your eyes.

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  6. Smut Clyde13 January 2011 at 06:13

    I have learned to spell gooder.

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  7. fish13 January 2011 at 08:47

    This is Just to Say

    I have taken
    your mum
    while she was in
    her bedroom

    and which
    you were probably
    saving
    for yourself

    Forgive me
    she was delicious
    so naughty
    and so hot

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  8. Substance McGravitas13 January 2011 at 10:07

    Derivative!

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  9. Dragon-King Wangchuck13 January 2011 at 13:32

    I was going to claim that spelenig it un-rnog because Rand has his own magical certification certifiableness. Sadly, Rand Paul's spelenigs are bettar than mine.

    I will endeavour to gooder do the spelenigs in your mom^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H the future.

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  10. fish17 January 2011 at 15:57

    Derivative

    Stealing is the strongest form of flattery. To your mom.

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